.hi there, stranger human i am called stinky by my home people. i will bestow on you good cat wisdom.
wisdom #1
.to ensure safety it is important to patrol your territory for threats. here i demonstrate how to remove writing sticks. very dangerous item this is. some say even more dangerous than a sword. please, use caution!
wisdom #2
.sunlight is good for your health. if the sun is not available for bathing a warm lamp in a glass box can be a good substitute for a time. note: my people don't appear to agree with that last statement. i will agree to disagree.
wisdom #3
.a cat must sleep 12 hours a day to be rested and alert. to avoid the boredom of falling asleep in the same places over and over don't be afraid to get creative. for example, i've found that empty bowls are quite comfortable to nap in.
wisdom #4
.it is important to keep people on their toes. nothing is duller than a listless human. i help enrich my human's minds by taking them through daily lessons in the unexpected. morning meditation in the water bowl is one of my purr-sonal favorite exercises.
<3 .this is all the cat wisdom i have to share now. much more may come in the future. <3