Mistica Chronicles


Welcome to Issue 68
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Aries

Remember that chocolates and flowers are great Infestation gifts, but chocolate covered flowers, not so much...

Taurus

Great fortune will fall into your lap today. Maury must be on his mail route again.

Gemini

Sure, all the chocolate and flowers at the other shops may be sold out, but at least Makoto's got some chocolate covered fish heads to make up for it! Right? Right? Eh?

Cancer

Insert something mystical and profound here.

Leo

Always remember that no matter how romantic it seems at the time, a “Do you like me -- circle yes or no?” note is not a worthy proclamation of love.

Virgo

The weather for this month will be “cloudy with an extremely likely chance of rain or snow”. If you're wondering why you got a weather forecast instead of your regularly scheduled horoscope, you may want to take it up with the rain clouds that keep blocking our view of the stars.

Libra

Love is in the air! So are cootie swarms, so remember to invest in a good repellent and wear thick layers of clothes.

Scorpio

You will receive a pop quiz in your Mistican Appreciation class next week, so remember, when in doubt, the answer is always “C”. Even when the test isn't multiple choice.

Sagittarius

Your dreams of being an internationally-renowned runner will be realized this month as you discover just how fast you can flee from a swarm of angry lovebugs!

Capricorn

The sky was being oddly specific today. It says, “Don't use the vending machine outside Sizzling Decor this month or it'll eat your quarters.”

Aquarius

When life closes a door it always opens a window. Too bad cooties and lovebugs are going to start pouring in through that window.

Pisces

A great calling will come to you. Be sure to answer it when you hear it, otherwise your mom won't stop screaming at you to get out of bed.

Written By Fallout

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