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Easy Feast of Giving Meal Ideas
Written By Fallout and Bud the Bum

So your relatives are coming over in just an hour and you only this morning remembered that today is the Feast of Giving. You never had a chance to buy a turkey or make the pudding and the cranberry sauce is still in the can! What will you do? Well you could wait for the neighbors to finish baking their plump, delicious turkey next door and then run in and steal it when they're busy watching the football game, or you could just whip up one of these easy favorites! Each recipe has been passed on by Bud the Bum himself and has been given the Bum seal of approval!

Oven Roasted Rat
Rats are a perfect alternative to the Feast of Giving turkey because they're numerous and cook much faster! Simply bast them in gravy and pop them in the oven for about half an hour or so and you have delicious roasted rats! If you're worried about harming the rats, don't worry, all the roasting rats available for purchase at the Trash Hole have died of natural causes.

Veggies in a Can
What's that? You thought we were talking about those ordinary, store bought canned vegetables? Ew, no! What kind of a bum do you take me for? Veggies in a Can is a fresher alternative to canned vegetables, and the best part is that you can grow them on your own! Simply leave a can full of some kind of food (I recommend baked beans) and then eventually your delicious, fuzzy vegetables will be growing right off of it! No, that's not just mold, that's vegetables! Why would I recommend feeding your guests mold?

Easy Peasy Biscuits
Oh no, you usually make those biscuits from scratch, but you don't have time to do it this year! Whatever will you do? Well I'll tell ya! This year, go to the store, buy a tube that says “ready made biscuit dough”, take it home, pop it open, and follow the directions on the can. They go great with the leftover gravy from the rats!

Quick Delicious Desert
Of course once your guests have declared themselves to be full, they'll immediately become hungry again once you break out the deserts. This year, why don't you surprise them with a quick, delicious chocolate cake, recipe courtesy of Mama Bum herself! This cake only uses fresh ingredients like hand ground flour and sugar straight from the cane fields as well as the finest fair trade cocoa from Jumboyo Village. For this recipe, send a check or money order for 5MP to Mama Bum at Shady Oaks Retirement Village and she will mail it back to you in 2-3 business days.

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Written By softyugyeom

these are great

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