Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 83
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Ask the Bad Advice Fairy
Written By Fallout

Ever have a question that needs answers? The Bad Advice Fairy has got you covered! He has answers for any burning question left unasked and he is itching to share them with you!

Disclaimer: Misticpets is not responsible for any felonies or Misticwide disasters caused by actually following the Bad Advice Fairy's advice.

Dear Bad Advice Fairy,
I've been thinking of taking up a new hobby, but I don't know what I should do. I like being outdoors, so I've been thinking of maybe going camping or hiking or becoming a stargazer. What would you suggest?
Sincerely, Hobbyist

Dear Hobbyist,
Might I suggest robbing the Mistic Bank? That way you won't have to choose a new hobby, because you'll have the funds to do them all! You also have the benefit of spending plenty of time outdoors while you're evading Officer Coppa. Alternatively, I also suggest seashell collecting.


Dear Bad Advice Fairy,
I've been thinking of getting a new pet. I live in an apartment, so my choices are limited. What kind of pet do you think would be the best for my living situation?
Sincerely, Apartment Dweller

Dear Apartment Dweller,
An inarbu. I recommend an inarbu. Why? Because they live in caves, so they're already used to cramped quarters, and they eat anything, so you can just feed it your table scraps and eviction notices. Smaller pets like anyai and skillows are overrated anyhow. An inarbu is the perfect pet for city apartment living!


Dear Bad Advice Fairy,
Lately I've been having a problem with keeping my house clean. It seems no matter how long I spend dusting and disinfecting, the house is a mess again before I even go to bed. I think it might be my two anyai doing it. How can I talk to them to convince them to help me keep the house clean?
Sincerely, Clean Freak

Dear Clean Freak,
The solution to your problem is simple. Talking to your anyai might work, but let's face it, there will always be anya hair all over the house no matter how much cleaning you do. So this is what you should do: Ask your anyai to wait outside for you a moment. Apply a flammable substance to your counters and light it up. Evacuate. You'll never have to worry about cleaning your house again when you're in jail for arson!


The Bad Advice Fairy is a Nightmare Fairy living in Darkwood Hollow with his wife Daydream Fairy and their three fairy children. His advice may or may not have once gotten Bamboo Beach invaded by aliens.

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