Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 76
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Gossip Column
Written By Gossip Gourix

All’s well that ends well, don’t you think?

A certain blue butt kicker seems to think so, but ignorance tends not to be bliss in long distance relationships. I wouldn’t worry too much, though, because in this case both partners are married to their work. Maybe ignorance is bliss when it’s mutual? Call it a hunch. (Can you even really call them partners yet? Who knows.) Most frustrations seemed to be taken out on a certain furry friend anyway. Let’s move on before this gets too meta. 

How many of you are ready to put pommekins where no pommekin should go? The circus is coming to town, but fun and games isn’t all it’s delivering.

Tension has historically been a little thick at the circus, so thick you can probably slice through it with a knife. This time around I hear it’s a contest of who goes where. Who being the you, and where being one of two spooky fun getaways. So let me know, who do you prefer? What do you prefer? Sentient mustaches (probably) or sentient headgears? What I want to say is that emotions may run rampant, but this is business, and nothing ever runs kindly in industries like that. 

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