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Welcome to Issue 74
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

A Guide to Boxing Your Pet:
Written By Villainess

It is just in! Monsoon season has officially started! 

And with these summer storms come Nimbus and Cirrus pets, gearing up to create warm, but dreary weather. 

So you may begin asking yourself, is a Cirrus pet right for me? Can I handle the cloudy days of owning a Nimbus pet? Would getting one or both be better for my family? Is this the right box for my loved one?

Well, as usual, the We Know Nothing Party has the answers to these hard hitting questions, in this month’s Chronicles. 

That’s right!
It is time for another edition of A Guide to Boxing Your Pet!

Cirrus -
When choosing to box your beloved pet Cirrus, or not, it is crucial to consider his or her temperament, as much as it is to look at your own. It is easy to look at this chirper, upbeat theme and think that it would be great for your little bundle of sunshine, but you need to look deeper to make sure that this is the correct fit.

Consider:
-  Does  your precious angel truly love sunbathing, or it is is an occasional thing? 
- Does he wish it was Summer aaaaallll the time?
- Can they stand the constant heat?
- Can you?

Perhaps he loves to always warm their fur, but Inferno was too scorching (or dangerous) for him? She possibly always has her head in the clouds? Or maybe their favorite colors are blue and yellow? These may seem like all great reasons to select this box, but also consider if you can handle taking care of a Cirrus pet!

Cirrus pets are also renowned for their sunny disposition, even if they rarely smile. It is important to select this box for only the most happy pets. If she isn’t good-natured and always ready to put a smile on the face of others, then she may quickly end up regretting this theme. However, it doesn’t mean that grumpy pets cannot be considered. If your pet has a constant scowl on his face, or if she is always glaring at her teacher, this box would give her the perfect excuse to continuing do such!

Just remember to pick up some sunscreen with your new Cirrus Pandoria Box.
You are going to need it.


Nimbus -
Perhaps you have the opposite problems than the ones described below?

Is your pet constantly in a drab mood? Does she sulk around the house? Does he constantly have storm clouds over his head? Or perhaps, they just think the color gray looks fabulous on them? Then maybe you are leaning towards stopping by the Credit Shop to get this dull theme. But before you do just that, also consider the following:

- Can your pet stand being in a state of constant downpour?
- Will she be able to handle the continuous questions asking ‘what’s wrong’?
- Can he endure even strangers worrying about him?

Another thing to think about and discuss with your pet is if he can handle mobbing up his drizzle, or if you will need to invest in A LOT of wet floor signs. You will also need to have a talk about feeling under the weather. Just because they are in a bad mood, doesn’t mean they should rain on other’s parades.

If you think you can handle that, then pick up this box today.
And, for a limited time only, every box comes with a free umbrella!

That concludes this edition of ‘A Guide to Boxing Your Pets.’
Thank you for reading. We hope you enjoyed it.


~The We Know Nothing Party

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