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New Year's Party Results In Mass Chaos and Destruction
Written By Fallout

Harmony's annual New Year's Eve party got out of hand late Tuesday night, resulting in swarms of police trying to calm down crazed party-goers and minimize the damage that was being done. It had started as a harmless get-together of only her nearest and dearest friends, marked with free food, merriment, and a fun-filled singalong performed by Harmony herself, only to rapidly grow out of control without warning as hundreds of outsiders gathered to partake in the festivities.

“All I remember is that someone poured Water Sprite Stix into the Mistic Cola. Then the rest was all a blur...” a badly shaken Daniel-san said shortly after being rescued from the roof of the house. It still remains a mystery, even to him, how he got up there, though a wild game of Hide and Seek is suspected to be the blame.

The resulting sugar rampage resulted in massive damage to the property. The stampede of crazy had gotten so out of control that it was barely even noticed when Makoto took advantage of the confusion to steal all of the cookies and brownies for resale at the underground cookie market. Officer Coppa was eventually called to the scene but was said to have become distracted when donuts were discovered at the dessert table.

“If anyone sees any pictures online of a Yehxil that looks like me wearing a “Party City” T-shirt and crowd surfing at an out of control party, please know that that was totally not me. It was actually my twin brother who also happens to be named Officer Coppa. Also I do not and never did like donuts,” Officer Coppa is said to have stated when he was spotted waiting in line for food at Donnie's Donut and Wild Monkey Emporium.

The after-party cleanup uncovered an attempt to pop popcorn with a clothes dryer, a flooded basement that was being used as an indoor pool, and a large backyard bonfire (in the neighbor's backyard). Other shenanigans that are said to have arisen at the party include an attempt to start a band by everyone in the room who couldn't sing, read music, or play instruments, Phelocan jousting, and a lone Sprite that had fallen asleep in a chair and woke up with a plastic pen around him and a sign around his neck labeling him as the “petting zoo”.

When asked for comment about the destruction of her house and the apparent disaster that was her party, Harmony is said to have stated, “What, are you kidding? This was the best party ever! I can't wait until the big Valentine's Day bash!”

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