Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 47
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Ask The April Moone
Written By Valkyrie

There is a restlessness to this season, don't you think? From whatever exile your mountain bikes and kayaks were sent into over the winter, you can hear them whispering, ”Come on; you know you want an adventure!” The restlessness appears contagious. Moone sits behind her battered writing desk gnawing a pen into a shape that could pass for modern art. At her elbow is a stack of letters, bundled with heavy cord, obviously awaiting something or someone. Abruptly, Moone tosses down her pen and strides to the door. “I'm going to the beach. Give those to Maury!”

The imp responds by scratching his behind and flapping dismissively at her, as if to say,”I got this!”

Her pet imp is stacking dry leaves while facing the corner, naming each one as he places them with precision,”Tomango, Pot Pie, Edward,” he stops, eats Edward and begins again, pausing only to jump up and lick the window after every fourth leaf.

A short while later, the sound of flapping wings and a crash landing onto the shrubbery can be heard. “Band-aid!” croaks a voice,”Is there a doctor in the house?” Maury pokes his head through the doorway and flinches. The imp gives him an encouraging grin, displaying a mouthful of sharp, leaf-stained teeth. “Uhh, did Moone leave anything for me?” Then he spies the stack of letters. Maury braces himself for what could be anything from a barrage of boogers, to a demand for a ride. He scrambles across the floor, seizes the letters in his beak and makes a run for the door!

The imp watches his ungainly escape with slack jawed surprise, then shakes his head; the bird obviously has issues.

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From Lepidoptra:
Dear Moone,
I would like to know how Daedal survives Whacking Day and is it true he uses his talismans to keep whackers away?

Dear Lepidoptra,
He actually checks himself into the Bamboo Beach Resort for some much needed pampering. Daedal also leaves his less well known cousin, Hit Mialot, to watch over the shop in his absence. The two have never been close.
Sincerely Moone~

From Ceridwen
Dear Moone,
What is it that allows us to get love bites? Is it a type of toxin, or perhaps a spell?

Dear Ceridwen,
According to Dr. Erlenmeyer, many people are infected with the little known virus called,”imajerkdealwitit” which we will call “jerk” for short. From the good doctor's studies it has been revealed that the latent virus causes an allergic reaction to Cootie and Love Bug venom that induces the feel good and come-hither attitude of those afflicted. The stronger the presence of Jerk in your system, the more you will be bitten and the stronger your reaction. In short, if you don't want cute little teeth marks all over, conceal your inner jerk.
Apparently, I myself am afflicted with jerk as I was bitten so many times this last season that I looked like I had contracted a whopping case of the measles...Who would have guessed?
Sincerely Moone~

From Puredream:
Dear Moone,
Like the moon are you really made of cheese? And if so is it swiss or provolone?
Sincerely, Concerned, Hungry Mistican

Dear Pure,
Enclosed is an all you can eat lifetime coupon for Keilli's Cafe. You scare me.
Sincerely Moone~

As promised the lucky recipient of 50mp is: Ceridwen

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