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Just Another Mistmas Poem (by Moone)
Written By Valkyrie

When you think of Mistmas
Is it on a chilly night?
Snow covered tree shining under
Lysithia's gentle light?
Do you hear the music of a distant choir?
Or pommekin tea sipped beside
the fire?

The Spirit of Mistmas has moved me
So I will share this cheesy poem
Here's some cement over shoes
In case you feel the need to roam
Let's tie you to that chair
There will be no leaving
After all it's only fair

I'm quite tired of all this joyful chatter
Presents piling higher
While the merchants?
Well, they grow fatter.
Merry presents all tied with bows
While around all around us
Anticipation grows

“What did you get meee?”
The little darlings query
If they keep bothering me
It will be aresnic pie
Topped with a cherry
They'll never taste it under all the spices
Toes up? For Mistmas? Now there's a crisis...

Where is the true Mistmas Spirit?
Listen now to this snarky elf
I once left seed for the birds
for Mistmas morning
And I was happy with myself
Had I let them get any thinner -
They wouldn't have made a good dinner

I have searched for the Spirit
Looked high, looked low
Peered around corners
Burrowed in the snow
I have peeked through you window
And lifted dusty cellar doors
To see what was below

Mistmas simply cannot be
About all this joyful smashing
Fighting over the last Cheran poppet
All the store to store dashing
Step back my friend
Take some time to see
The beauty in a Mistmas Tree

Joy is something shared
Not beaten home with a hammer
There's happiness in simplicity
Now, if you will?
Forgive my bad form
and
my bad grammar.

There really is
Something in what I'm saying
All this pretty prose
Isn't just an Onager braying
Reach out with kindness
To one another
Because no one alive
Is not your sister or brother.


The Moone and I wish you a Merry Mistmas from the bottom of our hearts (actually more mine than hers).

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