Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 24
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Ask the Moone: July Edition
Written By Valkyrie

Welcome to the July edition of ask the Moone, your personal answer Braenon! To be included in this help column you just need to send Moone a message through Creed's Mistic mail or participate in the forum located in Mistic Chat.

Yet another month is drawing to a close. Where has the time gone Mistica? Soon school will begin and all the little bra-...children will be gone for the better part of the day. Once again mothers will enjoy a mid-day nap and find time to shave their legs. I love this season. Hold on a second...

(yells over her shoulder)

DVD players are for discs, not waffles!

...um, where was I? Oh, yes...

From Masterpiece/Lola (who won't bite unless provoked) her pet Tarynne wanted to know: What are the best quality of paints in Mistica? You see, I'm working on this great new piece of Rordon Village, but the colors just don't seem to be bright enough. Where can I look for the best?

Dear Tarynne,
I have searched through the many tomes at my disposal. The conclusion? You must hunt down an unsuspecting Tarinooki and bribe them. They secretly adore Mandoran Ear Cookies and will gladly give over their prized paint in exchange for tasty nibbles! For vivid color a Tari-based paint is ideal! Here's a thought, being an artist and all you might be interested to know that the backside of a sleeping Mandoran makes a lovely canvas. In fact many great martyrs...erm, artists, have become famous by using Mandoran Fanny easels. Good Luck!
Moone~

Donutty's (aka Boston) pet Mama (no matter how I type this it comes out awkward, deal with it) asks: Mama wants to know when she can build a new Mistica town. (cough yes she is crazy cough)

Dear Mama,
You (as a lunatic) are granted special privileges. You may build wherever and whenever you like. You may even use the following mediums: mashed potatoes, beach pebbles, MP3 players, soda cans and Lirionox spit. I can't wait to see what you create next. Nuts are some of my favorite creatures.
Moone~

Starshine's Daniel seems to be deeply distressed: I love her and I want to tell her. I want to tell her how much I love her. But I'm cursed. All I can give her is suffering. What should I do?

Dear Daniel,
A curse could possibly be undone by true love. If she's an angel she will brighten your darkness and love you timelessly. (Pardon the un-Moone like response, I'm about to be myself again) Or, embrace your darkness man! Quit waffling and let the inner beast be free! Attend a few raves, overdraft your bank account, jay walk and eat red meat! And also go tell Volcan he's a chintzy task master and lava makes him look fat. Let it ALL hang out. What have you got to loose?
Moone~

This was from Oppey and Windy: Oh dear, it seems Windy wants me to give you a note... she even put it in a bottle *hands clear bottle with note inside and tied around neck with creepy black ribbon* (i would run if I were you O_O)

Dear Moone,
What do you think the best way to scare little kid's socks off? This would be really useful to know as I hope to improve my technique!
Sincerely,
Windy

Dear Windy,
Here are few tactics to get the ball rolling:
1. Hide the keys to their Eco-friendly cars and make them take the family mini-van to school
2. Lock them in a closet and make them listen to the first stanza of 'Ode to a Siliro' for an hour (highly effective)
3. Don't underestimate the scary factor of a big stick!
4. Finger paint on their fan girl posters
5. Tear the heads off of their Telium Plushies and line them up across the foot of their beds while they sleep
Moone~

From Dracotamer: Vincere has a question: How do I stop my brother Mortis from being such a love obsessed cupid? He's meant to be Death after all and he won't listen to me. I don't normally ask for help but I'm going to give up soon...

Dear Vincere,
Oh my! Death has lost his focus? This explains so much! (such as why Moone's Grandpappy hasn't kicked the bucket. Moone wants her inheritance now!) Let's fix this! Turn the tables on him. Fix him up with a woman so evil that if he wasn't in touch with his inner Reaper before he would be soon. Let her wad up his dreamy little perspective until even his mother will run in terror. Expect an email from me soon with list of candidates.
Moone~

Comments

Written By Masquerade

As always, these made me laugh! Thanks, Moone and Creed! <3

Written By Wonderland

I read through these and laughed so much, Moone, I am a fan! <3

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