Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 24
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Grumpy Gurahdi’s Spilled Secrets
Written By Rhythm

Hey, everyone! This is Pretzel speaking! I’m here today with erm…Grumpy Gurahdi in the center of the Game Garden. If you haven’t been able to tell already, he’s always unusually…grumpy! So I’d suggest staying away from him…unless you find his weakness! (Heh, I did!) Good morning, Grumpy…so, what brings you here?

Grumpy: *harrumphs* Well, I’m not here to tell you a whole bunch of secrets that’ll help you win these tricky games. And I’m not here because you forced me to by promising a delicious breakfast, which I didn't receive this morning.

Oh, okay! Tell me why else you’re not here, Grumpy.

Grumpy: I’ll have you know that I’m not here to start talking to you about the Strange Traveler quests, and how you can easily make some pretty nice cash off of them, Pretzel. Why, I would never give you the guide below that is very helpful when completing these Strange Traveler Quests!

Your Guide to Being Successful With Strange Traveler Quests:

If the item being requested is:

-          Common: ONLY buy the item if it costs you 3,000 MC or lower!*

-          Uncommon: ONLY buy the item if it costs you 7,000 MC or lower!*

-          Semi-Rare: ONLY buy the item if it costs you 14,000 MC or lower!*

-          Rare: ONLY buy the item if it costs you 18,000 MC or lower!*

-          Super-Rare: ONLY buy the item if it costs you 23,000 MC or lower!*

*Grumpy Gurahdi does not guarantee that you will always make more than you pay by using this guide. He only knows from experience that these are some pretty decent prices to go by when doing your quests!

Why thank you for remaining loyal to your kind, Grumpy! It would be quite wrong to provide this lovely guide above for our fellow Misticans. Now please continue…for what other reasons have you shown up here today?

Grumpy: *grumbles* Well…it would be very wrong for me to provide you with any tips on how to win Nokwi’s Kiwi, I suppose…so I won’t tell you that the best way to earn MC on that game is to stack up the kiwis and keep them less...scattered on the board as you get more.

Hmm…interesting. Well, if you would prefer not to mention any of that, then that’s okay! Well, we’re running short on time here, Grumpy. Would you like to tell us anything else that you’d prefer not to share with our audience before we sign off?

Grumpy: *glances at watch* I guess that the only other thing I’d like to tell all of you is that I’d prefer not to share the fact that you’d better not leave too many empty spaces when stacking those blocks on Draklaita’s Blocks. I’ve heard that doing so causes severe rashes…aah, just kidding. But you will lose.

Thank you for that wonderful um…speech, Grumpy. It’s alright if you didn’t want to share all that with us...

Alright, this is Pretzel signing off!

Comments

Written By Music

Haha! That was both entertaining and helpful. Bravo~ :)

Written By STAR

Nice~! Helpful to people like me too. :p

Written By Valkyrie

Well done!

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