Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 21
Created by The Mistic Pets Team

Ask the Moone
Written By Valkyrie

Introducing Moone, your personal answer Braenon! To be included in this help column you just need to send Moone a message through Valkyrie's Mistic mail or participate in the forum located in Mistic Chat.

Some names have been changed to protect the bashful.

Dear Moone,
My Mom is ignoring me! She gives all the attention to her other pets. What can I do to get her to notice me?
Signed, Neglected

Dear Neglected,
Have you considered multiple facial piercings? That should get her attention! If that fails, set a fire.
Moone~
PS, I am not responsible for any issues arising from my advice. Nor will I visit you in jail.

Moone,
I want to do better in the battle dome. Can you give me any tips on stomping the mud clods out of my opponents?
Yours truly,
Bruised and Battered

Dear B&B,
Step 1: Remove the pocket protector
Step 2: Get a bigger stick!
Step 3: Get a snazzy outfit
Step 4: You need a theme song
Moone~

Dear Moone,
I have a crush on this shmexy Lirionox. I follow him every where, but he dosen't know it, because I dive in the bushes every time he turns around. Does that make me a stalker?
A person in love

Dear Shrub Diver,
Yes, it does. I suggest either confronting the object of this unhealthy obsession or conform your wardrobe to black ski-masks and matching jumpsuit. If you are going to do it, do it right. Maybe you should begin writing him anonymous love letters filled with references to his daily schedule and hygiene habits. That should bring you even closer to winning him over. Best of luck to you!
Moone~


The Following question was submitted by Starshine and her aggressively wonderful May.
May: Alright, how do I get people to not call me by that abominable name pasted in bold red letters on top of my profile? I hate it and I want to let people know it without hurting them. And by hurting I mean not bashing 'em up!

Dear...Killer/May,
A name change may be in order? Perhaps something along the lines of Pugnacious? Otherwise, I suggest choosing just one special individual to lavish your...erm, attention on as an example. Then hang a sign on them that explains why they are sporting a radiant set of black eyes and march them down the streets of Mistica. That should get your point across.
Moone~
PS, Don't write the sign too fast; some people are slow readers.

The following letter was submitted by Cavecat on behalf of Babayaga.
Babayaga: All right Moone, maybe you can help me out here. I have had my eye on this fine little morsel for some time now and I was just wondering, is there a quick way to cook a baby jinx and not have to deal with all those feathers?

Dear Babayaga,
I like you so much, I think we'll keep you.
Signed,
Your new owner <3
Moone~

Submitted by hollowking for Fenrix
Fenririx: What's the strongest weapon?

Dear Fenrix,
I've been told that the Shield of Tears is effective as a defensive and offensive weapon. Another is the Spike Dagger of Drako. However, do not underestimate the value of a big stick.
Moone~

Oppey's shiny-loving (after all who doesn't love shinys?) Squish had this to ask.
Squish: What's the shiniest item in Mistica?

Dear Squish,
I would have to say *drum roll, please?* Sprite Dust! I had to hunt one down, shake the Hades out of him and see what developed. The resulting mess was phenomenal! You should see it! There is an issue however: after the initial rattle, he was worthless. After five repeat tries and five Sprites later, my results were the same!
Now, if you will excuse me, Moone needs a shower (messy lil buggers).
Moone~

Comments

Written By Masquerade

Love these! I think I'll have to ask Moone some questions. :) Made me giggle a lot. Thanks for taking the time to make this. :P

Written By Skyleigh

Wow, Valkyrie! :o These were hilarious, and made me laugh! XD I really like these! Great job! :)

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