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10 Uses for Whacked Znakes
Written By gemajgall

With all of the fun of Whacking Day now passed, I'm sure you're wondering what to do with all the Znakes you've accumulated. You know you can't just leave them piled up around your house -- what would visitors think? So here is a small list of some suggestions as to what you can do with that hoard of Whacked Znakes.

10. Misticpals
It goes without saying that you can turn your scaly prisoners into buddies for your pets, but everyone does that -- which is why this is number ten.

9. Fashion
Turn that Whacked Shest Znake into a belt -- its fangs could even be the clasp -- or maybe drape a Whacked Feathery Znake around your neck for a quick, classy boa. If that doesn't match your outfit, try a tiara made out of a Whacked Tara Znake or sparkling necklace from a Whacked Zodiac Znake.

8. Household Appliances
Is your sink backed up? Send a Whacked Slimy Znake down to find the blockage (if it's reluctant to go down, then whack it a few more times). You can power your microwave with a Whacked Storm Znake, or even bake some pizza slices with the help of a Whacked Inferno Znake.

7. Math
Need help with homework? Then pull out your Whacked Znakes Cero through Novem. They can also help you balance your checkbook and teach numbers to your toddler!
Note: Always watch a toddler around Znakes, even whacked ones!

6. Gardening
This year many Znakes slithered out sporting a floral motif, so use it to your advantage! Plant your Whacked Znakes in your garden for a lovely bed of roses, irises, or lilies. The best part is that these Znakes will take care of any pesky intruders trying to dig anything up (once their heads are on straight again)!

5. Security Systems
Have an annoying in-law who insists on visiting? Is there an ex who just won't leave you alone? Afraid there might be a robbery? Prop up your Whacked Znakes in your window, set them on your porch, and hang them from your door. Anyone with nasty or nagging intentions will see this warning and think twice about bothering you.

4. Luck Charms
Sure, the Whacked Znakes themselves must not have been too lucky, but that doesn't mean others won't bring you luck. Just sport a Knotty, Celtic or Knotted Znake (they're too tied up to do anything about it) around your neck and watch your fortunes change!

3. Holiday Decorating
Let's face it, Mistica has a lot of holidays, and it's time consuming to make your home festive for every single one of them. The easiest way? With Znakes of course! Cover your mantle with Whacked Wintergreen Znakes come Mistmas and your tree with Whacked Wintergala Znakes, put a Whacked Lanturn Znake in your window to keep away the spooks at Lanturnacht, and show your loyalty to the sprites or imps with Whacked Daydream Znakes or Whacked Nightmare Znakes every spring. No one else on the block will show their holiday spirit like you do!

2. Rope
Sooner or later, you're going to need to tie something together. Don't use something boring like twine or string, use a Znake! Finish off that birthday present with a lovely Whacked Wintergala Znake ribbon, tie your shoes with a Whacked Voodoo Znake, or go mountain climbing with a couple of Whacked Dublin Znakes!

1. Stress Relief
Life's not easy, we all know it. Work, school, obligations, sickness...sooner or later, you're going to get stressed out. Never fear though, the Znakes are here! Just take your Whacking Stick out of the closet and whack your Whacked Znakes a few more times. You'll feel all that stress just fly away!


Disclaimer: No Znakes were hurt (much) in the making of this article.

Comments

Written By Havok

*walks in adjusting a new Feathery Znake boa* Cute article! I enjoyed reading it. ^-^

Written By Ace

brb gonna go relieve stress by whacking znakes now >:D

Written By Skyleigh

XD This article was very humorous! lol I laughed as I read it, great job! XD

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