The Dazzling Vampire

The Dazzling Vampire follows the story of the sparkliest and most dazzling vampire of all time, Credwurd Eullen, on his quest for a true love as ravishing as himself. Though it is littered with grammatical errors and purple prose, as well as a fairly non-existant plot, the main character is a completely unrealistic, hunky, gorgeous sparkling vampire. Who cares about literature when the main character is so dazzling? (R)

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